THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.
Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled!
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?
Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!!
Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.
Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.
If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.
Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!
Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!!
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books?
While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.
They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.
At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.
I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.
(W-wait, but I’m not—)
I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!
We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.
Photo Close-up added to the court record!
As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!
And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!
And there’s more!
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?
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… more women have cellulite than breasts? wow.
Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue magazine. Its nothing more than the body storing fat, which practically every person has to some degree. Don’t be ashamed of something that’s normal!
Thank you for this post.
It was recently found that 98% of women have cellulite…which is a little higher than the percentage of women who develop breasts.
Cellulite is more common than breasts—so stop acting like it’s not natural.
Your body and everything about it is lovable!
(via aprosexiacs)Source: curvecreation
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My thoughts cower in the shade
Of my heart’s depths
As they confront themselves.
My soul is heavy with a thousand lies
It told to stay weightlessly afloat
In a sea of confusion.
I never heard a woman say
She liked herself.
I heard them say they were ashamed of this,
Or that, or wanted rid of something else.
I never said I liked myself, either.
My mind tries to bring the light of summer back
By running the pitch black film reel over and over
And over and over in an effort to understand it
And move on,
While my heart pounds in my chest
Like the linnet bird’s wings
As it tries to keep me grounded;
My fingers tremble, sweat, fumble
As they reach out to you.
I, shaking, shuffle through the forest at dusk,
Knowing the path is here, somewhere.
- 2 months ago
This went from English, to French, to Japanese, to Italian, through Welsh to Spanish, taking a final stop at German before going back to English.
“Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.”
My clock and afternoon, and harvest. This does not apply to death from. But the country is still not take what his wife was not childless father. I do not wear a crown, and you’ll gain fame. The life of my job, I’m dead. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watchman on the wall. I am a shield to protect the realm of humans. I come to this night, all night, and I swear the honor of my life just the night.
- 3 months ago
This is one hell of a thing.
“This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her. She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted.
Initially, Abramović said viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly. “The experience I learned was that… if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.
This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances. This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves. I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.”
This is why performance art is important.
So to the parents and every single other person who has ever told someone, “Ignore them they’ll go away,” “You can’t let them know they bothered you,” “They’ll stop if they don’t see you react,” and all that bullshit, I want you to look good and hard at this.
I want you to think about what you said.
What you keep saying.
What you are telling your children.
You are making them powerless.
(via poemsofthequiet)Source: andrewfishman
I Like Music
Are you male or female?
Cornflake Girl - Tori Amos
Cold As Stone - Lady Antebellum
What do people feel when they’re around you?
Chasing Pavements - Adele
Describe your current relationship.
This Old Dark Machine - James Vincent McMorrow
Where would you like to be now?
The Long Island Sound - Beirut
How do you feel about love?
22 - Lily Allen
What’s your life like?
JCB Song - Nizlopi
What would you wish for if you had only one wish?
Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell
Say something wise.
Rise Above This - Seether
If someone says “Is this okay?” You say,
Margot Kidder - Million Dead
How would you describe yourself?
Maybe Someday - Bob Dylan
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Something or Nothing - Pale Seas
How do you feel today?
Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
What is your life’s purpose?
I Will Breathe You In - Ben Marwood
What is your motto?
The Lobster Quadrille - Franz Ferdinand
What do your friends think of you?
Gotta Be Somebody - Nickelback
What do you think of your parents?
Skinny Love - Bon Iver (Skinny as in there’s not much lost between them, maybe…)
What do you think about very often?
Mine - Taylor Swift
What is 2 + 2?
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye
What do you think of your best friend?
Second Chance - Shinedown
What do you think of the person you like?
Naked As We Came - Bon Iver (well then…)
What is your life story?
Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?) - The Buzzcocks
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ya - Dropkick Murphys (Not really…)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Last Request - Paolo Nutini
What will you dance to at your wedding?
I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie
What will they play at your funeral?
Camera Talk - Local Natives
What is your hobby/interest?
Carry You Home - James Blunt
What is your biggest fear?
The Little Things Give You Away - Linkin Park
What is your biggest secret?
Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd (Part Two)
What do you think of your friends?
Everything is Everything - Phoenix
What would you name this post?
Imperfect Tense - Frank Turner
- 3 months ago
Opening Credits: One Day I’ll Fly Away - Moulin Rouge OST
Your Birth: It’s My Life - Bon Jovi
First Birthday: The Road - Frank Turner
Going to School: The Requiem - Lonkin Park
Childhood: Retirement - Kaiser Chiefs (awkward…)
Teenage Life: Tomorrow - Avril Lavigne (actually was one of the soundtracks of my teenage years)
First Love: Snow - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
First Date: By My Side - INXS
First Kiss: Caroline - Status Quo
Break Up: Where the White Boys Dance - The Killers
Getting Back Together: Lovestoned - Justin Timberlake (not sure why I have this.
Prom: Dance at the Gym - West Side Story OST (hahaha)
Graduation: Wake - Linkin Park (woah there)
Partying: Who Am I? - Les Miserables OST
Fight Scene: Centerfold - The J Geils Band
Going to College: Fame - Fame OST
Getting a Degree: Simple Man - Shinedown
Getting a Job: Bohemian Rhapsody - Newton Faulkner cover (okay…)
Proposal Scene: Buddha for Mary - 30 Seconds to Mars (hmm)
Wedding: Tremble for my Beloved - Collective Soul (better)
Honeymoon: That Girl - McFly
Buying Your Dream Home: Dance Tonight - Paul McCartney
Birth of Your First Child: Eventually - Pink
Mid-Life Crisis: Your Love Alone (Is Not Enough) - Manic Street Preachers (ha! yes)
Life’s Okay: All The Small Things - Blink-182
Getting Old: Born to Make You Happy - Britney Spears (wtf!?!?)
Flashback: Someday - Nickelback
Death Scene: The Man Who Can’t Be Moved - The Script
Funeral Scene: No Place Like London - Sweeney Todd OST (not really a funeral song…)
Ending Credit: The Final Battle - Les Miserables OST
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“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
(via pierceourminds)Source: eternalseptember
- 8 months ago